Pernille Haaland: “Nordic AF” stand-up in English, Vilnius

Award-winning comedian Pernille Haaland (HBO Max, Netflix, Discovery, NRK, TV2) returns with a brand-new hour of stand-up: cool, cutting and unapologetically Nordic.

From the surreal experience of performing stand-up for NATO to life as a single woman with full reproductive rights, Pernille finds herself at war, not with tanks or weapons but with a political landscape that threatens every woman who dares to be more than a womb. With icy precision she chips away at the status quo, dissecting hypocrisy and the freedom to refuse to settle for anyone who cannot handle your thermal underwear.

Smart, fearless and glacially composed, the new show promises to be dark, inquisitive and hilariously Nordic. Pernille has toured Europe (40 countries), performed at the Edinburgh Fringe since 2016, appeared on Netflix, HBO Max, Discovery, NRK and TV2, won the award for best stand-up at the Reykjavik Fringe Festival 2024, and was nominated for Best Comedian at RDK Norway 2025.

Reviews: “Confidant and consistently good” (One 4 Review); “Haaland is hilarious” (Time Out); “Sheer ludicrous fun” (The List); “Exotic distinctiveness” (Chortle); “Roaringly funny… incredibly talented” (Broadway Baby); “Captivating, spontaneous, surprising and delightful” (Fringe Biscuit); “Fantastic comedy” (Everything Theatre); “Stand-out star” (The Public Review); (Entertainment Now).

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Note: this event is being filmed for promotional and commercial use. By attending you may appear in video, photo or audio recordings. If you do not wish to be featured, please tell us after the show and we will do our best to respect your request in post-production.

The show is fully in English. It is friendly, not vulgar, and focuses on culture, society and ideology. Refunds are possible only if requested at least 72 hours before the event; after the event no refunds are offered.

Time and place: 2 December 2026, 18:00, Genialists’ Club, A. Vienuolio 14, Vilnius.